“She was in my sight the entire time,” Julia continued, quickly covering what onlookers would consider a faux pas of the first time parent. “Anyway, I went and got one of the ladders. I thought they’d never notice it gone for ten minutes.”
The tale was being told while sitting in our living room. Steph and Elaine, my housemates, were sitting on the other sofa listening and it was here that Steph piped up. “I bet you were well scared of getting caught.”
“Yeah, you have no idea. I was like, don’t see me, don’t see me. Be out somewhere. Haha. Anyway, I got the ladder and propped it up against my balcony. Then I went back to the woman and said, “Look, I’m sorry about this but I’m scared of heights, so could you go and get my keys for me?”
“No way,” I said, “Really? You sent a woman you don’t really know up a ladder?”
“Yeah, haha!” Julia shrugged. “So I had to take Elloise, grab George’s lead while she went up the ladder, through my balcony door, grabbed my keys and came down and handed them to me. Only she had forgotten to close the balcony door so I had to then go back up and close it, shut the door and then hand Elloise to her again so that I could return the ladder.”
“I hope you put it back exactly how you left it!” I mocked, “Otherwise they’ll know.”
“I did,” she said, “I crept back with it as if it was like a completely normal thing to do. So, I put the ladder back, went and collected Elloise and then took George for his walk. And this is like ten thirty now. So took me hour and a half to leave to take him for a walk.”
She sat back with a contented sigh as we all watched the dogs play with one another in a reflective silence. No one thought to bring up her perculiar dress sense when visiting another home, albeit it quarter to ten at night. Nor further question it as she was heading off to Durley to pick up something that she bought on Ebay. The only thing I could think as I watched George, the older Staff than to our Ted, pin his younger counterpart to the floor with a playful growl, was how the hell did she end up in these situations?